BOLF

BOLF is “Be on the Lookout For”, but it commonly just stated as BOL. As my readership is growing, I appeal to every one of you for help. The call has come through, BOLF a 4 foot 6 inch tall, white male, last seen wearing baggy blue jeans, a t-shirt with the American flag on the back of it, white athletic shoes, carrying a metallic blue gun. He has a voice described as “you know, how Mike Tyson sounds”. The suspect should be considered armed and dangerous and should not be approached. The gun appears to be a little too big for him and he has trouble keeping it concealed as it sticks out of his waistband. If you come into contact with him, do your best to remain calm and remove yourself from the situation. I doubt he will make it far, but you just never know where these guys run and hide.

I don’t know how he hit up the restaurant. I mean if a 4’6” dude come into my place and tried to rob me, I wouldn’t be able to control my laughter! I would think it was a comedy show. All I have to say, it that his lucky I wasn’t there.